看不见的批萨饼 2010 年 10 月 08 日 at 02:01

凌晨三点半的饥饿是足以让人发狂的,特别是在监狱一般到了晚上十点钟之后就会锁住所有出口以保证“安全”的集体公寓里面。

假如这公寓又非常整洁,不要说老鼠,就是蟑螂也不见得有一只,那种感觉就是绝望了。

彻彻底底的绝望。就象空空如也的胃袋一样。

“我要饿死了,天呐,我这么伟大的人竟然会饿死,太可悲了。”

我对着W抱怨说。

“伟大的人也要吃饭的。”
W的话简单明了,直插事情的本质。

“你不饿?”

“我吃了意大利面,虽然味道不好,但是总算是填饱了肚子。”W说。

“总比我什么都没得吃好。”

他点头表示同意,然后问:
“你没有看到批萨饼吗?”

“批萨饼?”

“对,批萨饼。就在管理员室的对面墙上挂着呢。”

“你确定?”

“毫无疑问。我刚才去解手回来的时候清楚地看见了,绝对不会错。”

批萨饼!我如同漂浮在大海中的遇难者看到远处的灯光一般兴奋起来。批萨饼!我要尽快去把它占为己有并且吃到肚子里去——在其他饥饿的人没有发觉之前。

我鞋也顾不得穿,赤着脚出了房间。走廊里灯光昏暗,死一般静寂。我轻手轻脚地向管理员室移动过去,生怕惊动了躲在黑暗中那些和我一样饥饿的家伙。

当然这很可能是我的小人之心。但是肚子饿得要死的情况下,谁去管它什么小人之心。

管理员室的门关得死死的,窗口挡着窗帘。对面的墙上和我的胃袋一样空空如也。

我愤怒地溜回房间,对W抗议说:
“拜托不要在这种情况下开玩笑!饥饿的人是很难控制怒气的!”

W一脸诧异,然后明白了我的意思。
“你没看到批萨饼?”

“当然没有!那种地方怎么会有批萨饼!”

“明明是有的啊。”W一脸无辜,“我五分钟之前还看到它在那里。”

“被人拿走了?”

“绝对不可能,如果有人出来没道理听不到脚步声的。”

我想W应该没有说谎。我提议一起去确认一下,他没有反对。于是我们一起穿过走廊来到了管理员室的门口。

“就在那里,你看。”
W指着墙壁的某个位置对我说。

“什么都没有。”我摇头说。

“你看不到?明明在那里啊。”

然后他从我无奈的眼神中看出了我所言不虚。
“看不到可就没办法了,”他低声说,“看都看不到,更别说吃了。”

于是我们悻悻地回到房间。

“我说,别想了,批萨饼并不好吃。”W安慰我说。

接下来他绘声绘色的给我形容批萨饼的诸多坏处:热量过高会导致肥胖,加工过程会产生致癌物质,奇怪的香料容易上瘾,大蒜会让人口气浑浊,等等等等。

大约三十分钟之后他终于疲惫了,而我的饥饿并没因为批萨饼的难吃而得到任何缓解,且有越来越强烈的趋势。

“还是睡觉吧。”W提议说。

于是我们分头睡下,他的呼噜声和我的肚子的咕噜声交错响起,和谐安逸。

看不见的批萨饼依然挂在管理员室对面的墙上。

(2006-03-02 19:19:35)

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